Kulax

I finally figured out where I stand on everything. Contrary. That's how I roll. If everyone thinks one way, I'll automatically think the opposite, for no reason other than to be contrary. It is for this reason that I want to make a capitalist fascist club and hang signs for it next to the ones for the communist collective at University.

I find it hilarious that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has it's own belief structure. It was cute and intriguing when it was just an idea, but now there are churches for it, people are taking FSM Masses and suddenly we're flung right back to the beginning. Idiots, all of them.

I hate Centrelink. I mean, it's not policy to send feedback on how an application goes but just to say 'NO MONEY FOR YOU LOL', so I had to go down IN PERSON to discern exactly why because I COULD NOT GET THOUGH ON THE FUCKING PHONES. EVEN AFTER TRYING FOR OVER AN HOUR.

This outbreak of reality brought to you by Luka's bottled up frustration at the retarded decision to pour $600m into a ticketing system that doesn't work WHEN THE PEOPLE DESPERATELY NEED MORE PEAK HOUR SERVICES AND BETTER CONDITION TRAINS. They knew the public transport system would be taxed five years ago and yet this fucking myki system gets the go-ahead? WHY WHY WHY *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

Ah god I need to stop writing.